Global Sports Buff Gifts

Tokyo Olympics 2020

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Kick! Go for it!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

England And The Ashes

'What's he on?'

The Sports Fanatic

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

Influences.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

End of career sale.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'