Tv Sports Geek Prints

Football Fan.

Golfing Boss

Early Colour TV

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'Will that be coach?'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Deregulated Baseball

Arch of Triumph Save

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

Bungee jumping with your PC.

'What's he on?'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Influences.