Spectator Sport Geek Prints

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"So that's where you were last night."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Football supporters.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

Deregulated Baseball

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Football Stadium

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.