Spectator Sport Geek Mugs

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"So that's where you were last night."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Football supporters.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Deregulated Baseball

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Football Stadium

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Octopus in the bleachers.