Spectator Sport Enthusiast Mugs

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Saving a Heart

Ratminton

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Gary turns 40.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

A day at the transgenic races

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Raheem Sterling

"How should we divide the teams?"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Let's get ready to bumble!"