Spectator Sport Enthusiast Mugs

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I AM at my usual position."

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ratminton

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Gary turns 40.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Saving a Heart

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

A day at the transgenic races

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes