Sports Gear Geek Prints

Deregulated Baseball

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Football Fan.

Bungee jumping with your PC.

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

STRIP Woman cyclists wins race

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!

Football Computer.

'They're for a friend.'

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

The Dangers of Snooker.

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'I don't care if your parents can't afford proper ones,you're not boxing in oven gloves!'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

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'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

'Got any other form of ID?'

A copy of the report was sent to The Referees' Association.

Where is your other glove?

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'

'I'll never forget my glove again!'

'Take his golf club, they're worth a few bob!'