Tv Sports Guru Prints

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No-Work Orange

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

Largest Divot Trophy.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Golf

'Do you know any other poses?'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

How's my driving?

"You have a good lie."

Nevermore!

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'