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No-Work Orange

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

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Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"You have a good lie."

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Golf

How's my driving?

'Do you know any other poses?'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Nevermore!

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

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