All-seasons Sports Buff Pillows

"I love the change of seasons too, baseball, football, basketball and hockey season."

Golfing Boss

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Arch of Triumph Save

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'What's he on?'

The Sports Fanatic

"I have bad knees."

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

Influences.

End of career sale.