Pugilism Buff Pillows

'We'd be far better off with a flyweight,'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Matador.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

'Look out for his low punches.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Competition within the Physics Department heats up.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Corrida with snail

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."