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"I now pronounce you man and wife – you may kiss the winner, Malcolm."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Unsportables: Relay

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Strikeout Dog

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Tug the Toggle

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Foul!"

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.