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"Why do you always have to make everything a competition?"

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'And the Graduate finishes last again!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Tension filled the tent.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'The grudge match.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

An Archeologic Dig

Danth battle?

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Skateboard Olympics.

Basketball Players Working Together

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Tug the Toggle

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

On the start position

Space Hopper Rodeo

"Tag, you're it!"

"All As. What did you get?"

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'