Flighty Exhibitionist Gifts

Mile high skydivers

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Rise of Modern Art

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Trade Show Sherpas

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

"It's a great work!"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"I think it would look nicer in red."

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

' Isn't it great the way the eyes follow you around the room?'

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Flower shows and weed shows.

"You won't be needing that book, young lady!"

'It's not an optical illusion, madame, it just looks that way!'

"Harumph! - Grave robbing I'd call it...!"

New acquisition at the museum of tiny pots.

'I hate to say it - but, my cat could do better.'