Flighty Exhibitionist T-Shirts

Mile high skydivers

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Rise of Modern Art

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Trade Show Sherpas

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

"It's a great work!"

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Tracey Emin - Private view.

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"I think it would look nicer in red."

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'It's not an optical illusion, madame, it just looks that way!'

"You won't be needing that book, young lady!"

Flower shows and weed shows.

New acquisition at the museum of tiny pots.

"Harumph! - Grave robbing I'd call it...!"

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'I hate to say it - but, my cat could do better.'