Flying Musician T-Shirts

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'What zip code are we in now?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Cimafunk

Marimba

"First class, or with children?"

Guitarist

Lennon and McCartney.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Airlines

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Omara Portuondo

"Here we are."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."