Exhibitionist At Heart T-Shirts

'You have to admire these grand prix streakers.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

Black Hole Exhibit

Henry Miller.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"My dream is for this work to be crated and stored, somewhere in Singapore... forever."

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"They're so realistic."

'I really admire his work.'

"It's an honest piece"

Academy Pencillings.

The Bavarians, scene 2.

'Oooh, these philistines! They placed my work of art upside down!'

Specimen of Mr Punch's Industrial Exhibition of 1850 (to be improved in 1851)

"Will you do me the honour of becoming my excuse for the frustrations and failures of all my creative endeavours?"

Uncle Tom

Culture Vulture

'Not again! Annie always has to out-do everybody.'

Gallery building with Various Artists banner.

"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."

"The are nice etchings, aren't they?"