Exhibitionist Extraordinaire Gifts

'Not again! Annie always has to out-do everybody.'

Party time.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"Who's the artist?"

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Black Hole Exhibit

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"Too much?"

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Mile high skydivers

"It's an honest piece"

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'