Exhibitionist Extraordinaire Gifts

'Not again! Annie always has to out-do everybody.'

Party time.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Who's the artist?"

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

Black Hole Exhibit

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

The Little Top.

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"Too much?"

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Mile high skydivers

Frank Lloyd Wright

"They're so realistic."

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

"It's an honest piece"