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Turner Prize - Art Restoration

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Cat box"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

bird interprets modern art

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Large, wrinkly

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."