Quirky Gallery-goer Prints

Turner Prize - Art Restoration

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Cat box"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

(Camel paintings)

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Romantic Giraffes

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Say hello to my little friend."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

bird interprets modern art

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Cats at private view

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Large, wrinkly

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."