Historical Exhibition Enthusiast T-Shirts

Specimen of Mr Punch's Industrial Exhibition of 1850 (to be improved in 1851)

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Culture Saturday

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Trump secret police

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Paul Ree

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

The Other Cooperstown

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

After the Sentence

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'