Exposé Explorer Gifts

Wiki Leaks

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Party Animals.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Trade Show Sherpas

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

The Rise of Modern Art

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'