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Minimalist Art

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Kind of questions your faith in creationism."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

At the Museum

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Easter Island legs

Paul Klee

Tourists

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Omara Portuondo

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'