Exploration Pillows

"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

Bird watchers watch each other's bird.

You were here, now you are lost.

'Wow! An old penny!'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

'Hi there! Columbus's the name, real estate's the game and have I got a deal for you!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Medieval Patent Office

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"Welcome to New York."

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

"Admit it, we're nowhere near Penzance!"

'We're still not moving!'

'You know, in years to come, people will find a way of getting rid of this ice...'

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

The worse thing about being nomadic: 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

'Polar expeditions are easy now! Thanks to global warming.'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'My apologies for saying you were uncivilised - this wine is excellent.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Fork in the trail.

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

'But enough about me...What brings you folks to Polynesia?'

'The shop that sells the stuff that other people have that makes you think I wonder where they got that?'

Searching for water in the desert.

'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'