Exploring Pillows

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

Lifeboats

'He's never been much of a homebody.'

Arctic Sign - You are here.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

'I'm not impressed, Rupert, by your language skills, or your cultural understanding.'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

You are here...

'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

Elephant Tracks.

Not far enough. Keep going.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Who needs to learn Geography anymore when we have Google Earth?!'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'Misanthropology.'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Either we're going to be very rich or we're being exposed to so much radiation that we won't last that long.

Jungle Communication

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Exploring Paris.

Avoid disappointment later - abandon all hope now.

Signpost In The Bush

April Fools!

The Desert Island Package

London summer.

Two dots looking at a sign that says 'You Are Here.'

'This civilization collapsed because it abused its environment.'

"Nowhere too exciting, my husband's a chartered accountant."

You were there.