Tourist Adventurer Prints

"Nice little touch of humility!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Natural bridge'

"Yes, it's that way."

The Vineyard

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Kardiff.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Safari.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Big Game Park

Down on Bourbon Street...

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.