Tourist Adventure Seeker Prints

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

'Get the staff together, take off your shoes and stamp some grapes. Tourists are here.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

The Hobby Store

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Didn't you just say that?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'