Tourist Adventure Seeker Prints

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

'Get the staff together, take off your shoes and stamp some grapes. Tourists are here.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Hobby Store

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Didn't you just say that?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut