Tropical Adventure Seeker Prints

"If you tell me one more time what Gillian and the skipper would do, I'll slug you"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

PIna Colada

I love my Uke.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Neurotics in the tropics

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Single men in Tahiti

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Delivery."

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

Working Holiday.

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.