Curious Thrill-seeker Gifts

Swinging through the jungle.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Tunnel of Workaholics

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Albert Einstein

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

A house haunts a man.

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Tunnel of Quickies

Santa Snowboarding

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

With a little ingenuity, Howie was able to feel like he was truly channel surfing.

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

Look before you leap.

'I told you not to open that attachment.'

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

'I assure you, sir - all our whodunits are missing the last page.'

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

3 - Card Monte Travel: 'Find the red queen you travel free!'