Crime Thrill-seeker Gifts

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Mobsters at the Beach

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

' Love and pole vault'

Chicken Crime Scene.

"We have ways of making you talk."

Clown Nightmares

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'In a surprise move today, the DEA arrested the CIA.'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

RSPCA Murder squad

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'Observe, my dear Watson - it's The Case of the Missing Horse!'

"I'm sorry, sir - The person who handles your account ran off to Rio de Janeiro."

'I'm sure going to miss Cuthbart's bragging about his gals, porche, his trips to Europe...'

"Yeah, that's him alright."

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"