Crime Thrill-seeker Mugs

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Mobsters at the Beach

Swinging through the jungle.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"We have ways of making you talk."

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

Chicken Crime Scene.

' Love and pole vault'

Clown Nightmares

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'In a surprise move today, the DEA arrested the CIA.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

RSPCA Murder squad

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'Observe, my dear Watson - it's The Case of the Missing Horse!'

"I'm sorry, sir - The person who handles your account ran off to Rio de Janeiro."

"Yeah, that's him alright."

'I'm sure going to miss Cuthbart's bragging about his gals, porche, his trips to Europe...'