High-stakes Thrill-seeker Mugs

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Swinging through the jungle.

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

Grexit

Economic

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Profit Cowboy

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Trading stocks from home just wasn't cutting it for me anymore.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"