High-stakes Thrill-seeker Gifts

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

Economic

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Grexit

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Profit Cowboy

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

"I had the financial world by the tail. Then it got diarrhea."