Spooky Thrill-seeker Pillows

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Ahh, shade."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Swinging through the jungle.

The Bride of Frankenstein

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"Is there anybody there?"

Ghosts from around the world

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

' Love and pole vault'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

The Headless Horseman

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

A house haunts a man.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

The Big Jump

"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Santa Snowboarding

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"