Spooky Thrill-seeker Pillows

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Ahh, shade."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Is there anybody there?"

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

The Bride of Frankenstein

Tightrope Walk of Romance

' Love and pole vault'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

The Headless Horseman

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."

A house haunts a man.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

The Big Jump

Santa Snowboarding

"Police believe the gunman acted alone. True. My client's an actor and believed he was auditioning for a part."

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"Wow, looks like you are ready for Halloween!"

'If you're not happy with the cobwebs we can re-arrange them of course'.