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Lesbians for Christ

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Polly txt speak

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

The First Fire Stick

Giant Monster in Bath

Divine Desk Bins

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"She's a miniature."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Ten Commandments

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"He looks just like your husband."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."