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Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

Romance

Phoenix

Barman In Love.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Caterpillars in love

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Safe driver.

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

Valentines Day Cats

Valentines

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.