Blessed Humorists Prints

Lesbians for Christ

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Polly txt speak

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

The First Fire Stick

Divine Desk Bins

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Giant Monster in Bath

"She's a miniature."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Ten Commandments

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"He looks just like your husband."