Fun-loving Jokester Pillows

Pelobong

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Men dancing

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Leaving cards.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"You idiots … we lost!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Hello? Animal control?'

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Interrupted Shower.

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'