Music-loving Jokester Pillows

"This little song is made up of all my passwords. Hope you like it."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Radiator jazz player

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Elevator Music

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Guitar pickin'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Rap-scallions

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Note Book

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Double Saxophone

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

No Instruments Please

Dr. Phil takes it home.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Men dancing

"Ding" "Dong"