Cheeky Cartoon Lover Mugs

'I'll be a little late, dear... I have to check out a loose end.'

'First the bad news Mister Pringle.You're going home today...

"We didn't have any carrots, but I found this in my Mom's bedroom."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"I think he just ashed on me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"