Cheeky Characters Fan Mugs

The Height of Impudence.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Elephant ass selfie.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Sticking out tongue

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Your dump or mine..?"

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

The King's New Robes.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

The Living End.

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Keister Island.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Clean Fill Wanted

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'