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The Height of Impudence.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Elephant ass selfie.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Sticking out tongue

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Your dump or mine..?"

The King's New Robes.

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

The Living End.

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Keister Island.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"