Monkey Business Aficionado Gifts

"You new guys should fit in working here."

'Just be thankful that he can walk -- he can learn to brachiate later!'

Charles Darwin

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

ZOO

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Street Organ - Monkey

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Influence this."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."