Monkey Observer Gifts

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Fear of news.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'