Monkey Observer Mugs

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Fear of news.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'