Nature Imitator Gifts

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

The Golfing Accident

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Copycat.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'Hello, 911?'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

"May I have your autograph?"

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Parroting

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

"He's a bull dog."

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

Call of the Domesticated.

Wordilly Durdillies - A Baah Baah stool

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

Camouflage.

'He's stubborn as a mule, eats like a bird, talks like a parrot, means as a coyote, sloppy as a bear, dumb as a. . ."