Nature Imitators Gifts

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Lion Costume

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

Owl

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Copycat.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Farm Humor.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Cat barking.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

"May I have your autograph?"

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Parroting

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

Extreme Makeover.

Polly want a cracker? Is there any particular reason why you speak like Jay Silverwheels? (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-31)

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"