Nature Imitators T-Shirts

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Lion Costume

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

Copycat.

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Farm Humor.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Cat barking.

"May I have your autograph?"

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Parroting

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

Extreme Makeover.

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)