Animal Impersonator Enthusiast Prints

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Cow looks about to make sure nobody is watching, then bleats like a sheep.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Lion Costume

"He does impressions too!"

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

Farm Humor.

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Cat barking.

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Extreme Makeover.

'It's another obscene call!'

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

Audition For the Birds

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

Thanksgiving.

"Who here likes impressions?"

Foreign language tape.