Animal Parody Lover Mugs

Evolution Update.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Planet of the puppies"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Scary movie?'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Hog Futures

'The butler did it.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Working from Home

'Fowl!'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick