Pet Parody Lovers Mugs

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"That's the preacher's dog."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'The butler did it.'

"Anatomy of a cat"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

#NoJunk

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'